Be nice to animals... Or at least this one...

Otherwise in the end the whole animal kingdom will conspire against us and they'll ALL pee on our electrical equipment. Thats right, not just our laptops, but everything else (Mp3's, desktops, cameras, etc) And if that happened, where would we be?? Take a moment to ponder about this...

Is there any such thing as too much ice cream??

Well I think the "bottom line" is that there is no such thing as too much ice cream... At least not in Italy. (I guess in my life, no matter which country I'm in there will never be the sentence "gosh there is too much ice cream...")

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For a beautiful child... Very useful around the house. Will cheer you up with this song whenever you need it... He comes with an extra set of random questions that you most likely don't have the answer to, but it's entertaining nonetheless....

How to stay warm economically...

Just find a friend or two, a blanket (one will do depending on how many friends you find) and just lie back and enjoy the sleep.

Tips On The Matter

1. If you do this be sure you've had a shower recently out of consideration for your friends.
2. The more the merrier.
3. Try to balance out the sexes for everyones sake.
4. Find a comfortable position from the beginning. Chances are you won't be able to move later on.

A few good men....

These two menfolk are some of the most honorable men on the planet. So here's to them, may they always be what they are and not conform to being anything else but gentlemen...

Alas I was sick, but oh the skill...

When I was in Rome, I got sick. But apparently I was a good target for pictures nonetheless. God bless the skill of this photographer, because he made sick look relatively good.

Tea was my best friend, because I lost my voice at one point.

Here you can see the sick part a bit better. Note: The bags, the wrinkles and the smirk...