Presenting the biggest dildo in the world...

So here we go again... All the single ladies in the world, well I guess this can be for the married ones as well, never know when you might need something like this.
Here it is; THE BIGGEST DILDO IN THE WORLD! AVAILABLE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT!

Seriously though, I found myself in Egypt in Valencia. No it's not a typo. I went to Valencia before going to the South, and we went to a place called Teramitica, which is a huge amusement park. I went on my first roller coaster. Scary...
But hey what matters is that I broke out of my mold of not going on these "scary" rides. Was a lot of fun and I'd do it again...